Coming to a Pharmacy Near You?
.....My wife called me out to her shop earlier and asked me to help her translate English instructions from a bottle of capsules that a customer had just purchased in a Pharmacy in our village.
She handed my the bottle and after reading the label I spent the next minute looking for the hidden "Candid Camera". The label read:
Cock Performance Enhancing CapsulesWhen I was happy that this was not a wind up I read the instructions on the back of the bottle. Quote:
Give Cock Half to One capsule (depending on size of Cock) 15 minutes before fighting. If your Cock's performance is too vigorous reduce doseage next time needed. Unquote
I quickly realized what these capsules were and found both the Label and Instructions quite amusing.
Anyone know where the next "Dick Dual" is scheduled??
