Not a Joke but worth sharing......

[JustinCase]

Coming to a Pharmacy Near You?.....

My wife called me out to her shop earlier and asked me to help her translate English instructions from a bottle of capsules that a customer had just purchased in a Pharmacy in our village.

She handed my the bottle and after reading the label I spent the next minute looking for the hidden "Candid Camera".  The label read:

Cock Performance Enhancing Capsules

When I was happy that this was not a wind up I read the instructions on the back of the bottle. Quote:

Give Cock Half to One capsule (depending on size of Cock) 15 minutes before fighting. If your Cock's performance is too vigorous reduce doseage next time needed. Unquote

I quickly realized what these capsules were and found both the Label and Instructions quite amusing.

Anyone know where the next "Dick Dual" is scheduled??         

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[StevenMoore]

Cock Performance Enhancing Capsules

Give Cock Half to one capsule of phen375 (depending on size of Cock) 15 minutes before fighting. If your Cock's performance is too vigorous reduce doseage next time needed.

Haha. Quite hilarious. And I thought it was for ....

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[russell17au]

Where can I get this product because I want to try it and see if it makes my cock more vigorous

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[screamer]

Where can I get this product because I want to try it and see if it makes my cock more vigorous

Hmmm, that's a hard one.

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[LungBing]

Then you don't need the medicine.

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[Windy]

I've heard One Fan coffee has the same effect 

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